Slam Dunk Ernest

Jim Varney

Ernest P. Worrell

Cylk Cozart

Barry

Aaron Joseph

Quincy

A.J. Bond

Little Ernest

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Archangel

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

T.J.

Lester Barrie

Willie

Colin Lawrence

Tommy T.

Richard Leacock

Walter

Jay Brazeau

Mr. Moloch

Douglas Newell

Head Guard

Henry O. Watson

Mr. Ellis